How to catch Binny?

Its almost 4 yrs since Osama bombed WTC. Bush administration convenes an emergency meeting to take stock of the situation
and to evolve new strategy in capturing Binny (athaampa bin laden).

Location- CIA HQ, Langley, Virginia, US.

Participants- George Bush, Dick Cheney, CIA operatives.

In order to prevent someone from eavesdropping their conversation, they all agreed to avoid English and to speak in Tamil.

Dick: Naina vanakom pa!
Bush: Hmm..ayye ellam ethuku nikareenga kundhunga.
CIA: Namma ethukku enga koodirukumna?..
Bush: ethu kooda theriyamala naaan D.Cla irunthu enga vanthaen?
CIA: manichikonga thaleeva!!
Dick: nammaalala en ennum bin ladena pudika mudiyala?
CIA: soaka kaeteenga ponga.. avan nambaloda periya thilla-langadiya irukkan ba.
Bush: eppadi solreenga?
CIA: pinna naalu varushama nammaku dimiki kodukaran, avan enna laesu pattavana?
Dick: yov, nee enna bin laden aala? avana eppadi pugalra?
Bush: avana pidikka ethavathu urupidiyana idea irukka sollunga?
CIA: ellam ideavum try panniachu ethuvum work out aagala :-(
Dick: aama neengalam ethuku thaan laayiki?
Bush: ennaku ennamo bin ladena pathi Indians'ku therinjirukumnu naenaikaren...
Dick: eppadi solreenga?
Bush: nethu naan ESPN-Star sportsla Cricket match paathunu irunthaen..
Dick: Eppo thalaiva cricketlam paaka aarambicheenga?
Bush: Naan baseball'nu nenaichu paathunu irunthaen..kadiaseela thaan athu cricketnu peru potaanunga idiots!!
CIA: yaaru idiotu?
Dick: seri matterku vaanga..
Bush: athu ennanu puriyala pa..entha Indian players oru oru wicket out aanathuku apporam, ellam koodi koodi thoal mela kai potukunu etho secret pesaraanunga.
CIA: athuku enna eppo?
Bush: avanunga bin ladena pudikka thaan etho plan podranunganu naenaikaren!
Dick: moolaikaran ba nee!! ennama thinku panra?
CIA: Seri atha Indian prime minister kitta phone panni kaeta solraru?
Bush: Correct!! odaney Musharafku phone pannalam..
Dick: Un GK'la ...... athu Vajpayee pa..
CIA: ayyo aandava ennai entha loosunga kitta irunthu kaapathu!!
Bush: ennaya monagara?
CIA: illa pesama Indiaku poi directa visarichudalam..athann better.
Dick: aamam, indialaye Chennai ppl thaan cricketla knowledgable crowd'am, so neenga Chennaikey poi keatutu vaanga.
CIA: seri, appo naanga Chennaiku poitu varom.

Location: Chepauk, Chennai, India

A rickshaw walla , Kabali, was happily smoking his 'gaja' beedi outside Chepauk stadium ....CIA approaches him,

CIA: ennapa, evlo nalla nee rickshaw otinu iruka?
Kabali: naan ethay eduthula thaan 20 varushama otikunu keeran..unnaku enna onum?

CIA decides that he may have a very good knowledge abt Indian cricket team and their capabilities...

CIA: engaluku Indian Cricket team pathi oru vishyam therianum..
Kabali: enna thenchikonum?
CIA: engaluku bin ladena pudikanum, athai Indian cric teamala panna mudiyumanu therinjikanum?
Kabali: entha kasmalam'glala oru thamma thoondu balley pudika mudiyala? enginthu bin ladena pudika poranunga?
poi voodu poi serra vazhiya paarunga...

CIA gets dejected and are on the way to airport when they see a huge cutout..guess who?

After a long time I wrote this script. For now I could afford only this amount of 'bladu'. I will update the part-2 after sometime.

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